“Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!”
George Bernard Shaw
“Concentration of power in a political machine is bad; and an Established Church is only a political machine; it was invented for that; it is nursed, cradled, preserved for that; it is an enemy to human liberty, and does no good which it could not bet”
Mark Twain
“you don't always have to convince people to be on your side, sometimes you have to confuse them instead.”
horaice
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
Robert McCloskey
“Don't play me,play lotto,you have a better chance of winning.”
sandy hamed