“There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.”
George Bernard Shaw
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all”
George M. Cohan
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“Everybody gets a second chance, well i've had three.”
norman
“The amount of satisfaction you get from life depends largely on your own ingenuity, self-sufficiency, and resourcefulness. People who wait around for life to supply their satisfaction usually find boredom instead.”
Dr. William Menninger
“Life sucks and then you die.”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells