“I am sick of reasonable people: they see all the reasons for being lazy and doing nothing.”
George Bernard Shaw
“The idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest.”
Albert Einstein
“Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids.”
Erma Bombeck
“Hard work - I mean, does anybody use that term anymore? Laziness doesn't fly. It's all in the practice. It does take work and it ain't easy - but man, the rewards!”
Susan Powter
“Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.”
Anne Frank
“I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.”
Mitch Hedberg
“You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they don't.”
Dagwood Bumstead
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