“My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world”
George Bernard Shaw
“It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious”
Tre Cool
“New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.”
“Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?”
“'I was going to start off tonight by telling some self-deprecating jokes, but then I couldn't think of any mistakes I've made to be self-deprecating about.' –President Bush, at the White House Correspondents' dinner, poking fun at his performance in a recent news conference, in which he drew a blank when asked about mistakes he had made”
George W. Bush
“Most jokes state a bitter truth”
Larry Gelbart
“A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.”
Mark Twain
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