“My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world”
George Bernard Shaw
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“how is it that "no" is shorter than "yes" and "maybe" and yet people still find it hard to say no? they would rather lie or stall when what they really want to say is a simple NO”
Phillip Buyondo
“I believe in doing charity loving everyone caring about the World and all that crap. But a flash of Truth, loving yourself is always going to be more productive than loving anybody else”
Rayan Black
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey
“New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.”
