“Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.”
George Bernard Shaw
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
Agatha Christie
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.”
Mae West