“I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.”
George Bernard Shaw
“I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!”
Washington Irving
“When you try to formalize or socialize creative activity, the only sure result is commercial constipation. The good ideas are all hammered out in agony by individuals, not spewed out by groups.”
Charles Browder
“What do you say to your sister who poses in the nude? It's not like you are really itching to see photographs of your sister naked. I mean, it's just something that is not too exciting.”
Ron Reagan
“If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."”
Jack Handy
“When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.”
Stephen Fry
“No nude, however abstract, should fail to arouse in the spectator some vestige of erotic feeling, even if it be only the faintest shadow - and if it does not do so it is bad art and false morals”
Kenneth Clark
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