“I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.”
George Bernard Shaw
“I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!”
Washington Irving
“Some people are just mentally constipated and could really use a brain enema.”
John Ottesen
“When you try to formalize or socialize creative activity, the only sure result is commercial constipation. The good ideas are all hammered out in agony by individuals, not spewed out by groups.”
Charles Browder
“In today’s environment politicians spouting a so called sense of 'intestinal fortitude' are simply demonstrating a severe case of factual constipation.”
Quentin Braun
“Theory of Constipation: No offense Mr. Newton - but if I would be you.... I would have proved theory of gravity early morning while it pulls shit out of me ... which concludes Apple causes Constipation...”
electrojit
“What do you say to your sister who poses in the nude? It's not like you are really itching to see photographs of your sister naked. I mean, it's just something that is not too exciting.”
Ron Reagan
