“Hell is full of musical amateurs.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”
Annie Dillard
“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places”
Mark Twain
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.”
William Shakespeare
“The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things.”
“There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought --a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!”
“All right, then, I'll go to hell.”