“The 100% American is 99% an idiot.”
George Bernard Shaw
“All those Americans coming to Canada because of #Obamacare are sure going to be mad when they see that we have free healthcare too.”
Tarol Hunt (@Thunt_Goblins)
“Crossbreed George W. Bush with Barack Hussein Obama, and you'd end up with your typical American, an idiot with a gun and a big mouth.”
Bobby W. Miller
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”
Douglas Adams
“It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.”
Warren Thomas
