“How can what an Englishman believes be hearsay? It is a contradiction in terms.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Sometimes the only one who believes in you is you, and sometimes that's all you need. ”
Richard 'Grimesy' Grimes
“An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only comfortable”
“If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog”
“What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?”
“I find the Englishman to be him of all men who stands firmest in his shoes”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.”
Will Rogers