“An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination.”
George Bernard Shaw
“An Irishman is never drunk as long as - He can hold onto one blade of grass and not - Fall off the face of the earth”
Old Irish toast
“Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him.”
“An Irishman fights before he reasons, a Scotchman reasons before he fights, an Englishman is not particular as to the order of precedence, but will do either to accommodate his customers”
Charles Caleb Colton
“An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards.”
Austin O'Malley
“Mulligan: Invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more 20-yard grounder.”
Jim Bishop
“He was a great horseman, a great Irishman.”
Bill Enright
