“If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem”
George Carlin
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
“Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did”
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go”
“If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.”
Maya Angelou
“I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.”
Mitch Hedberg
