“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”
George Carlin
“Sometimes the only one who believes in you is you, and sometimes that's all you need. ”
Richard 'Grimesy' Grimes
“There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought --a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!”
Mark Twain
“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.”
James Thurber
“I love you smile at me, I love the way your hands reach out and hold me near....I believe this is heaven to no one else but me.”
Sarah McLachlan
“He hath desired to bring the souls of other men to heaven; let his soul be brought to heaven.”
Christopher Love
“I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey”
