“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
George Carlin
“It may make the trip a little shorter and a little more interesting.”
Dan Tangherlini
“I've done several shorter races, century (100-mile) rides and marathons, and the Ironman is just a matter of putting it all together. This is a fun way to train because it's motivating to have a group of people working out together and sharing a common interest.”
David Fraser
“They couldn't. You still have local deliveries, and deliveries on shorter trips, like between Harrisonburg and Bristol.”
Laura Bullock
“The faster you go, the shorter you are.”
Albert Einstein
“It's not really a shorter skirt, I just have longer legs...”
Anna Kournikova
“I made sure no butt cheek hung out, ... You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.”
Jessica Simpson