“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
George Carlin
“They couldn't. You still have local deliveries, and deliveries on shorter trips, like between Harrisonburg and Bristol.”
Laura Bullock
“It may make the trip a little shorter and a little more interesting.”
Dan Tangherlini
“The faster you go, the shorter you are.”
Albert Einstein
“It's not really a shorter skirt, I just have longer legs...”
Anna Kournikova
“I made sure no butt cheek hung out, ... You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.”
Jessica Simpson
“Sermons are like piecrust, the shorter the better”
Austin O'Malley
