“Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.”
George Carlin
“One of the camps I went to was the Shrine Bowl Camp. I think I got some recognition. I had the number one vertical jump (36 inches) and the second fastest shuttle time while I was there.”
Joe King
“There's always at least one of us, usually two, who will camp out in sleeping bags the night before.”
Chris Colagiovanni
“Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.”
Dave Barry
“She had the loaded handbag of someone who camps out and seldom goes home, or who imagines life must be full of emergencies.”
Mavis Gallant
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.”
Raymond Duncan
“If you're not in New York, you're camping out.”
Thomas E. Dewey
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