“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“Public intoxication will get you arrested, but private intoxication makes you an alcoholic.”
Amber Nicole Limbaugh
“You know you are getting old when you wake up with a hangover and don't drink.”
Kris Huen
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
Frank Sinatra
“If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you”
Dick Gregory
