“I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.”
George Carlin
“Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”
Voltaire
“The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.”
Jay Leno
“Don't misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer”
Benjamin Franklin
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck
“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”
Joe E. Lewis
“By medicine life may be prolonged, yet death will seize the doctor too.”
William Shakespeare
