“You know what's interesting about Washington? It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature.”
George W. Bush
“George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.”
Mark Twain
“I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won t.”
“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."”
Conan O'Brien
“Washington is nicknamed "The Evergreen State" because it sounds better than "The Incessant Nagging Drizzle State."”
Dave Barry
“Excellence does not begin in Washington.”
Ronald Reagan
“Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote.”
William E. Simon
