“An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass”
George Washington
“Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?”
Will & Grace
“The Goddess Fortune is the devil's servant, ready to kiss any one's ass.”
William Blake
“A person with no back bone, education, or sense of direction in their life will often conclude that ass kissing is a wise career choice whereas that is the path where they eventually get what's coming to them, a shitty end.”
John Frank
“Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ”
Heinrich Heine
“Although an ass is tired, he continues to carry his burden; he is unmindful of cold and heat; and he is always contented; these three things should be learned from the ass.”
Chanakya
“We kick ass now. We've seen a million faces and we rocked them all.”
Tre Cool
