“Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.”
Gore Vidal
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
Ogden Nash
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
Bob Hope
“The three ages of man: youth, middle age and 'my word you do look well'.”
June Whitfield
“Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.”
“One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.”
William Feather
“Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.”
Anne Bradstreet
