“(Tre cool on himself) Tre Cool is the drummer of GreenDay and he snorts doughnut sprinkles.”
Green Day
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'”
Mitch Hedberg
“A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.”
Roseanne Barr
“Be sweet and honest always, but for God's sake don't eat my doughnuts!”
Emma Bunton
“It's just sick. Who wants to see your doughnut roll? It looks like a girl has an inner tube around her waist.”
Phillip Brown
“We got all the guys committed and we got the jelly doughnut in Corey Peters.”
Rich Brooks
“We have got to get some more contributions from the post. We're a doughnut down there and that has to be addressed.”
Randy Dunton
