“A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast”
Groucho Marx
“This is not a grocery story or a place to stop once a week and pick up a few aspirin, six pounds of hamburger and some frozen food. Public markets are really about impulse purchases. You tasted some incredible Italian sausage so you head to the market, but then you see some tomatoes or taste some cheese and say 'Gosh, this is really incredible cheese, and it's made by a local farmer so give me a pound of that.' That's what happens.”
Einar Tangen
“Aspirin is not a benign drug.”
James Stein
“Although research has shown the value of aspirin for people who have had a heart attack or stroke, aspirin regimen therapy is not appropriate for everyone.”
Claude Lenfant
“If you have a Headache, Do what it says on the Aspirin Bottle: Take one, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN...”
Nasir Khan
“Look at a bottle of say, children's aspirin or your aspirin. Virtually anything has more child protective devices than the firearms in the home.”
Frank Walker
“Within a half-hour, we can tell whether the aspirin is the correct dose for you -- is it too much or too little.”
Dr. Sabina Wallach
