“I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.”
Groucho Marx
“I wish people posted a picture of the outside of thier uterus as much as they did the inside, if you think about it...its less private.”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Never run in the rain with you're socks on”
Green Day
“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
Eddie Izzard
“I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.”
Rod Schmidt
“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks”
Jean Kerr
“It's actually just a sock. We all have spare socks lying around the house and you just stuff the sock. We just stuffed this one with paper towels. Fold the top down to make a little hat.”
Missy Stover
