“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you”
Groucho Marx
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“Women are looking for men that they can control, and that can control them only in bed.”
Gheorgheciuc Alexandru Sevastian
“If Life had a rewind button , we would never move forward”
Matthew Buchanan
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.”
Mae West
“I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships”
Gilda Radner