“Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.”
Groucho Marx
“fully understand the campaign finance reporting law and to make sure we filed every report correctly.”
Christine Gregoire
“We'll examine the reports, but you have to understand they happened over a 15- to 20-year period. That's not much of a trend.”
Robert Benzon
“They haven't seen an increase since 2001 and this is the first year, in all four reports, that they showed an increase. With the economy coming back, they are just starting to regain the ground lost in those two years.”
Andrea Koncz
“There were more rapes reported this year than last. I know there's some speculation that there's just more reports. Well, I don't know that. I don't know that it's not actually going up. There's so much we don't know.”
Julie Thomas
“The Sacramento Bee is reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger is not going to run for governor. You know what would be better? Arnold should do what he does in the Terminator movies. He should go back in time and prevent Gray Davis from ever being born. That way you wouldn't have the problem.”
Jay Leno
“It's a great report. Our employees and our strong economy both contributed to a phenomenally successful year. Our key is to focus on smaller markets and high-end levels of service to our customers to provide value.”
Curt Hecker