“Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does”
Groucho Marx
“For years [my wedding ring] has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.”
Contributed by: Andy James
Erma Bombeck
“Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up”
Joseph Barth
“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.”
Mark Twain
“Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.”
Zig Ziglar
“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.”
Rita Rudner
“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
Winston Churchill
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