“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.”
Groucho Marx
“Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse”
“Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.”
Arthur Baer
“You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.”
John Barrymore
“The dog in the haystack can't eat the hay himself and he won't let the horse eat it either”
Proverb
“Many of them have started selling their cattle crop to buy hay. If they're selling them to buy hay, they're not able to pay their other expenses.”
Brian Jones
“Jolly boating weather, / And a hay harvest breeze, / Blade on the feather, / Shade off the trees.”
William Johnson Cory