“I have read your lousy review of Margaret's concert. I've come to the conclusion that you are an eight ulcer man on a four ulcer job Some day I hope to meet you. When that happens you'll need a new nose, a lot of beefsteak for black eyes and perhaps a supporter below.”
Harry S Truman
“I ain't the ulcer type, but I'm always worrying about something”
Yogi Berra
“I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them.”
Edward Koch
“A point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist”
Austin O'Malley
“Do you have an ulcer yet?”
Derek Jeter
“It's a slow and miserable way to die. These tumors grow as ulcerated masses and cause bleeding and infection.”
Stephen Rubin
“You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you.”
Vicki Baum
