“Raiders of the Lost Ark”
Harrison Ford
“Professionals built the Titanic, amateurs the ark”
Frank Pepper
“It's a lightweight 'Lost Ark' wannabe,”
Tom O'Neil
“By perseverance the snail reached the ark.”
Charles H. Spurgeon
“The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?”
Judith Hayes
“Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.”
Will Rogers
“It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark”
Howard Ruff