“God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat”
Henry Louis Mencken
“I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.”
Adlai E. Stevenson
“How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.”
Will Durst
“The republican is the only form of government which is not eternally at open or secret war with the rights of mankind”
Thomas Jefferson
“What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.”
Ambrose Bierce
“I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something.”
Woodrow T. Wilson
“Not one Republican president has balanced the budget in 34 years. You can not trust republicans with your money.”
Howard Dean
