“He uses his sources as a drunkard uses lampposts; not to light him upon his way, but to dissimulate his instability”
Henry Louis Mencken
“We are liveborn in the light of the sun & the moon not the darkness of the clouds & night.”
Thomas Flajnik - antichimerapodal
“But I'm not so think as you drunk I am”
J. C. Squire
“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
Jim Morrison
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
Jack Handy
“An Irishman is never drunk as long as - He can hold onto one blade of grass and not - Fall off the face of the earth”
Old Irish toast
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
Joe E. Lewis
