“I'm satisfied. It's straight, ... But it's just so hot, and I'm just so frustrated.”
Homer
“Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherf****r, stick up your middle finger, and scream F**K YOU!”
Gerard Way
“The shortest distance between two puns is a straight line.”
Anon Amuss
“As the Fletcher whittles and makes straight his arrows, so the master directs his straying thoughts.”
Buddha
“Look down at me and you see a fool; look up at me and you see a god; look straight at me and you see yourself”
Charles Manson
“You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.”
W. C. Fields
“Do not be very upright in your dealings for you would see by going to the forest that straight trees are cut down while crooked ones are left standing.”
Chanakya
