“Sport, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose... It's how drunk you get.”
Homer Simpson
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
Jack Handy
“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
Jim Morrison
“Children and drunks always speak the truth.”
Proverb
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”
“"It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years."”
Gerard Way
