“Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.”
Homer Simpson
“People become stingy as they grow old.”
Sunny Kinger
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
Ogden Nash
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“The age of consent should be that of which country you where born”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one”
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
