“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”
Jack Handy
“I've been going to this high school for 7 and 1/2 years, I'm no dummy.”
Curtis Armstrong
“high and dry. The French were no dummies. They knew where to build.”
Harry Shearer
“Don't Get Caught, Ya Big Dummies!”
Alberto Gonzales
“Father Bob is no dummy. He's a priest who has a lot to lose by coming forward with this suit.”
Richard Regan
“The heads of both dummies were protected from being hit by any hard structures, including the intruding test barrier. Side airbags, especially those designed to protect the head, are key in reducing risks to people in side impacts. The Institute's test represents a crash in which the striking vehicle has a tall front end like a pickup or SUV, so head protection is critical.”
Adrian Lund
“In each of the top-performing minivans, the curtain airbags did a good job of keeping the dummies' heads from being struck by the intruding barrier. This is important because head injuries are factors in many serious side impact crashes, especially when the striking vehicle is a pickup or SUV with a tall front end.”
