“Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.”
Jack Handy
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all”
George M. Cohan
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“Life sucks and then you die.”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“Dear Life: YOU SUCK!!”
Mustafa Bakri
“The future makes past tense perfect sense”
keggah kinuthia
