“If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.”
Jack Handy
“Well, I think that the image is a part of me. I wear the baggy pants , the hats, the whole nine. And you know, I may add a little for the excitement and the intrigue in the videos, but my family has told me that little air of mystery that surrounds me is for real.”
Aaliyah
“When you're dealing with people who think that Sponge Bob Square Pants is more important than social security, you have a problem.”
Christine Todd Whitman
“Let me just tell you, it's a kick in the pants.”
Rick Searfoss
“I think I almost wet my pants. I got stuck to the seat in (the car). My legs became paralyzed and I couldn't move my legs for nothing. Man, I just want to go again.”
Andre Hall
“What do you think they were looking at that they made him take his pants off?”
John Madden
“If I've still got my pants on in the second scene, I think they've sent me the wrong script.”
Mel Gibson