“I hope if dogs take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.”
Jack Handy
“If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.”
Albert Einstein
“The man recovered of the bite, / The dog it was that died.”
Oliver Goldsmith
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
Roger Caras
“A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'”
Tommy Cooper
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's”
Mark Twain
