“Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.”
Jack Handy
“One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.”
Dennis Miller
“This has got to come to a screeching halt.”
Stevie Ray Vaughan
“It is clear that the vast majority of Sunnis only voted to try to bring that process to a screeching halt.”
Wayne White
“What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise, can you imagine what awful screeching?”
Samuel Hoffenstein
“Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.”
Mark Twain
“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”
