“If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat).”
Jack Handy
“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
Earl Wilson
“Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.”
Will Smith
“Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.”
Voltaire
“Get dealt a set of cards in life, and just deal with them........no problem.”
Charles Kendall Adams
“The river is a metaphor for life in general, ... all the bullshit that you deal with from being a kid growing up. The whole thing's just about life and death.”
Zakk Wylde
“A lot of life is dealing with your curse, dealing with the cards you were given that aren't so nice. Does it make you into a monster, or can you temper it in some way, or accept it and go in some other direction?”
Wes Craven