“If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."”
Jack Handy
“I am for those who believe in loose delights, I share the midnight orgies of young men, I dance with the dancers and drink with the drinkers.”
Walt Whitman
“An orgy looks particularly alluring seen through the mists of righteous indignation.”
Malcolm Muggeridge
“Essentially this was an orgy on the boat, and there were lots of things happening in different parts of the boat. And the witnesses were the staff that were working.”
Steve Tallen
“I could never be at an orgy. I just wouldn't be good at it. I'd probably find myself there yelling, 'Would somebody please just touch me for once!! This is my house!!'”
John Bush
“We smelled fumes on the first and second floors. I opened the garage and discovered the bodies. They were nude.”
Luis Padilla
“I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.”
George Bernard Shaw