“If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.”
Jack Handy
“That rigging slipped down underneath that horse as I came off and I was dragged once and a half times around the arena. I was looking up at the belly of that horse the whole way.”
Joe Alexander
“His truck was all shot at. He saw his friend being dragged out and being stoned first. And the guy is yelling, pleading for his life. Then they shot him in the back of the head.”
Joanne Bradshaw
“You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think.”
Dorothy Parker
“Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.”
Quentin Crisp
“Never keep up with Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.”
“An illusion which makes me happy is worth a verity which drags me to the ground”
Christopher Martin-Wieland
