“We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.”
Jack Handy
“Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway.”
Mary C. Crowley
“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.”
Groucho Marx
“Don't give a woman advice: one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening”
Oscar Wilde
“May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night and a smooth road all the way to your door.”
Irish Blessings
“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”
Woody Allen
“Hide our ignorance as we will, an evening of wine soon reveals it.”
Heraclitus of Ephesus
