“For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?”
Jack Handy
“"Ask a surgeon to find courage IN YOU with a scalpel. How long will he look until he gives up? Yet, I can see if you have any... just by looking into your eyes"!”
ED BULEY
“We've got a lemon factory and we're turning out 80-85 percent lemons.”
Albert Shanker
“How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an apple, or a cantaloupe? Go and choose, don't be embarrassed.”
Sidonie Gabrielle
“If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.”
Conan O'Brien
“Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.”
Ricky Gervais
“I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade…then find someone that life gave vodka to and have a party.”
Ron White
