“I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”
Jack Handy
“A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razor strap. A thin book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.”
Mark Twain
“The world's a rollercoaster and I am not strapped in.Maybe I should hold with care, but my hands are busy in the air.”
Brandon Boyd
“If you really want to torture me, sit me in a room strapped to a chair and put Mariah Carey's records on.”
Cameron Diaz
“We were a cash-strapped park before the hurricane. Now we are an incredibly cash-strapped post-Hurricane Katrina park.”
John Hopper
“They were written in the early '90s when I was strapped for cash.”
Jonathan Coe
“We're seeing a lot of halter styles and a lot of floral with little straps. Really sweet dresses are coming in.”
Danielle Webb
