“If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien!”
Jack Handy
“Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.”
Tennessee Williams
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produced a false impression.”
Oscar Wilde
“I have no misconceptions about my dentist because when I go to my dentist I see what he does... Nobody can really understand the process of acting because... we don't want them to.”
Ben Kingsley
“So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'”
Tommy Cooper
“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.”
Rodney Dangerfield
