“If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.”
Jack Handy
“Rental formal wear of the sky-blue, brocade and shiny varieties is favored by upwardly mobile young gangsters drafted as groomsmen for weddings.”
George V. Higgins
“We call him 'The Triple O.G.' - that's like the Godfather. He's the original, original, original gangster.”
Demetrin Veal
“I decided that if the police couldn't catch the gangsters, I'd create a fellow who could.”
Chester Gould
“Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. I`m not the thief who grabs your purse.I`m not the guy who jacks your car. I`m not down with the people who steal and hurt others. I`m just a brother who fight back.”
Tupac Shakur
“What do you call those things you find at the bottom of rivers? Frogs? Stones? Unsuccessful Gangsters?”
Terry Pratchett
“I don't negotiate with gangsters. I call on Fujimori to step down tomorrow.”
Alejandro Toledo