“I belong to the faubourg Saint-Patrice called Ireland for short”
James Joyce
“Having emotional respect for yourself, stops others from using logical or technical reasons to manipulate how you are treated.”
Ionia Ireland
“Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.”
Dave Barry
“We don't have anything as urgent as manyana in Ireland”
Stuart Banks
“If you are to give him the whole of Great Britain and Ireland for an estate, he would ask the Isle of Man for a potato garden”
Lord North
“When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?”
Quentin Crisp
“The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights”
Will Rogers
