“One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.”
Jane Austen
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.”
Cyrano De Bergerac
“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.”
Mark Twain
“If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.”
“What a man misses mostly in heaven is company”
“Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law.”