“President Bush agreed today to allow more weapons inspectors in Iraq. As I understand he has 250,000 of them ready to go.”
Jay Leno
“Today we know there were never weapons of mass destruction in Iraq but despite that, and going over the head of the United Nations, Iraq was bombed and occupied. So the United Nations must be pulled out of the United States,”
Hugo Chavez
“Does Iraq have weapons of mass destruction today? Does Iraq possess the ability to produce weapons of mass destruction? The answer is no,”
Scott Ritter
“So if Iraq has weapons today like President Bush says, clearly they would have had to reconstitute this capability since December 1998,”
“Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.”
David Letterman
“The press today is an army with carefully organized weapons, the journalists its officers, the readers its soldiers. But, as in every army, the soldier obeys blindly, and the war aims and operating plans change without his knowledge. The reader neither knows nor is supposed to know the purposes for which he is used and the role he is to play. There is no more appalling caricature of freedom of thought. Formerly no one was allowed to think freely; now it is permitted, but no one is capable of it any more. Now people want to think only what they are supposed to want to think, and this they consider freedom.”
Oswald Spengler
“Bush is so sure about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, he must have delivered them himself.”
Loesje
