“Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'”
Jay Leno
“Isn't this amazing? Clinton is getting $8M for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her memoir. That is $16M for two people who for eight years couldn't remember anything.”
“Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.”
Craig Kilborn
“Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family.”
David Letterman
“Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is now facing a kind of personal dilemma. She can't decide whether to drop the name Clinton from her name, or drop the name Rodham. They can't figure out which one is more embarrassing.”
“Bill and Hillary Clinton have one central idea in their uncluttered, ambitious minds: Hillary in 2008. Let Bush get re-elected, use the '04 primaries and general election to clean out the underbrush of competing Democratic candidates, and proceed unimpeded to the '08 nomination.”
Dick Morris
“It is clear Hillary Clinton is more concerned with political attacks than substantive dialogue on how to fight and win the war on terror.”
Danny Diaz
